[talking to the tree] I had a really great time on our date last night. Did you? I wore this kiwi-lime lip gloss just for you. Like it? …Shut up! Shut up! ..You’re sexy. Shhhh. Shhhh. I’ll spank you, you wanna be spanked, uh? You want me to spank your booty? Spank it, I’ll spank it. I’ll spank you. ..Shhhh. Oh God! Oh my body!
He runs weird.
He really does.
Oh I’m sorry. Is this a working office and not a french beach?