calikalie:

46 SCENES FROM 46 EPISODES OF PARKS AND RECREATION

LESLIE: I need to think of unsexy, boring conversation topics we can talk about in the car. I have a few ideas. We could discuss the New Yorker article on the history of the ladder.
ANN: Okay.
LESLIE: We could talk about different dorms at Johns Hopkins University - and I could read from my Sonicare booklet.
ANN: Oh, I have a good idea!
LESLIE: What?
ANN: Why don’t you ask him about his penis?

3.14, “Road Trip”